"Screw you laser eye surgery"
He probably shouted at the TV when he saw the adverts.
"I'm a Hero to millions now in these glasses. I've inspired the new wave of magicians. Dynamo and Troy, are always on at me to teach them 'real magic'. The ones on BGT are nothing to do with me though"
He'd probably add, with a cringe.
This is how Stephen feels about salads and pro-biotic yoghurts.
"Stephen, there are lots of things on this menu, why don't have a lovely Caesar salad?"
"Screw you Caesar salad, I'll have the cheeseburger and chips, Kate"
Not all of us can do magic, but we can get ourselves into scary situations where we would like to have that up our sleeves.
Alas, Stephen and Kate, don't have it up theirs. Stephen only has one sleeve anyway after ripping the other off to tie it around a wound to stop someone from bleeding to death!
They rely on instinct (and car windscreen De-Icer spray at one point!!)
If big budget Wizard fights and mind boggling, magical fantasy is what you are after? Then this book is not for you.
If you are looking for a story that involves,
Abduction
Emotion
A family that 'Murders'
A ferocious, black 'Beast'
'Flesh and bone eating' courtesy of the evil, twisted faced sproggers
9 foot high, huge raging 'Trolls'
Real life character interaction.
The Police
A hell of a lot of 'Tripping over'
And a small bit of 'Magic' but not by Stephen and Kate, cos' they can't do it.
All that and more for only 77p (that's like a pint of milk!)
The Uglies: Part One of The Land of The Legends
It's a bargain.http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00I6JMADW
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I hope you enjoy.
Gary.
