Are 'Trolls' actually 'Google' rebelling against the Human race?

This is a question that I wrestle with day in and day out. We have all seen them posting things on social media at some point or other, admittedly a few seem to type with their feet, but others seem to make intelligent, albeit rude suggestions.

Now I don't know about you guys, but when I want to know some 'clever' stuff I ask Google. Sometimes its not even 'clever' stuff that I need to know but I still use Google, because it knows everything in the world. And I wonder if it has got sick of us asking questions? I get questioned everyday at home, at work, in shops, in the street and especially by my 16 month old daughter who can only say "WHOOZAT?" and by the end of the day I'm sick of being questioned!

Google doesn't get a break does it?

"What's the square root of 4325522445?"

"Where did I park my car?"

"Are Flumps real?"

"Who sung the 'Shake and Vac' song, in the advert?"

"Why does Iggle Piggle sleep in a boat, in the middle of the sea?

Are things that people ask Google I imagine, and that's 24 hours a day! So maybe now it has found a way of getting its own back by now asking us profound questions on a post like

"Why don't you f*** off" Is a popular one I have seen before.

And I have seen it use the 'C' word on many occasions, or call people fat and ugly! Losers, illiterate, and some of the sexual references it makes to women are just plain bold, but if you don't ask you don't get and Google knows that, because it knows everything. This is how it can go from topic to topic, leaving an intelligent, but nasty opinion on the subject it makes its comment on.

It is probably responsible for nasty E-mails too.

And viruses.

Maybe hackers who claim innocence are people that Google has set up, because the person cottoned on to Google too?

Google has started playing games with me too now, it has decided to have around 50 individuals with the same name as me? It was funny at first, but now even I'm not sure which one of them I am! All of them are doing much better than myself. And Google has done that to mess with my mind, its a clever way of telling me I am sh*t at being myself. Now that is a clever 'Troll' isn't it, its got that cocky now, that it doesn't even need to be abusive. In fact, maybe Google is responsible for my parking tickets and those automated bills that we all get at some point!!

Its a worry to be honest, technology is so advanced that its insulting and mocking us. Man invented Trolls in mythology, man invented computers, human minds filled Google with knowledge, Google becomes a Troll. It makes me wonder what other things man has laid claim to that may come true? Godzilla? King Kong? Hippo's?

I digress.........back to Trolls I'm glad that you brought them up, at some point in my book  'The Uglies' Part One of 'The land of The Legends' and they are not very nice in that either!

Its on a kindle countdown until the 13/3/2014 you should check it out.

You will not regret it.

I imagine Google is actually watching me type this right now and will crash my laptop before I can publish it, to keep this secret from the world.

So I better go now.

Thanks for stopping by.

Gary.