Tesco's baked beans are baked beans too.

Hello,

I don't know about any of you, but I am tired. It is an effort to think, let alone type out a blog/diary of horse shit.

Its to early for a Mothers day blog isn't it? That means I will have to do that one another day. I am trying to think of stuff to say as I type this, it is a struggle.

I had some nice sausages tonight, they were so nice that I ate them too fast to be honest, but I did mix them in with mashed potato and baked beans. Not Heinz baked beans though, they were Tesco's own brand. I like baked beans a lot, so I was surprised to find that Tesco's own cheaper ones tasted absolutely fine, and as a bonus you probably save enough money over a month to buy an extra tin of Heinz baked beans on your next months shop, as a special treat.

I also have found that I like an ungodly amount of pepper on everything, even if it has pepper on it already. I like be in charge of my destiny, this is probably why I don't have pancakes on shrove Tuesday?

My little girl is poorly, her face was covered in snot all day.

Its Friday tomorrow, but I don't care because I will be working Saturday too.

I don't think that I can grow a beard.

I walked into a hanging birdhouse today, it hurt, it was metal, and I thought to myself that my little girl hits her head all the time but doesn't make a fuss, so I hid the pain.

Tyra Banks is on, how many models do we need?

The coasters have got our faces on them.

And we only have one toilet roll left, we live on the edge like that in this house.

The radiator is covered in socks, its making me look at them.

I really fancy some chocolate, but we haven't got any. So I will have to have so chocolate chip cookies, which are also Tesco's own brand and cost about 14p or something like that. They taste and look the same as Maryland cookies, as long as you take them out of the wrapper no-one will know the difference.

Anyway I digress as usual.

For Mothers Day weekend the book is priced at £1.02. I know its a funny figure, but it is all to do with Amazon.com US dollars and UK pounds.

Why don't you curl up with The Uglies over the weekend?

Thanks for letting me waste a few minutes of your lives.

Don't forget to check back for my Mothers Day blog!!

Thanks,
Gary.