The little Monkey loves to pop a finger up there.

Hello.

As the weather was nice yesterday morning we decided to go to Drucillas, which is apparently a zoo? Its not, its a rip off to be honest. £31 to get in! The only saving grace to walking in there was the time of day we went, which was luckily lunchtime, at the bargain price of £18! The food was burger and chips and to be fair there was quite a lot of it, Sheree managed two bites of her veggie burger and 8 chips before being full up and bloated. Me on the other hand ate all of mine and I was enjoying my daughter Alanna's chicken nuggets until someone shut the box.

So after dinner we walked around the zoo, we had walked past a few little monkeys on the way to the café and Alanna had gone crazy at them "Whoozat Whoozat?" so I was quite excited at the prospect of her seeing the rest of the animals, because I was sick of the little monkeys. Some of them had stupid faces that seemed to hang off of their heads, they just looked weird and it annoyed me. Also they put their fingers up their own bottoms, and the bottom of any other monkey that is nearby. At least go in your little cubby hole and do it, or up a tree!!

Anyway we start walking and it suddenly poured down with rain and hale stones! It stopped long enough for me to run on this ridiculous bit of tarmac that has a speed camera on it. It has around 5 different speeds of animals on a board and you have to try to beat them.
The list was something like:

1) Long eared Rabbit
2) Warthog
3) Human
4) Little Monkey
5) Nellyphant*        

*That is how Sheree says an Elephant?

I ran faster than a human, what a load of Horse shit. 
Anyway, Alanna cried, because she was sick of the place. We looked at the Lemurs which she liked because I had to carry her, personally I think they have fat arses.

Then it rained again.

Then it snowed.

Then Alanna made us go home.

£50 for under two hours.

Probably go again in the summer.

I did an interview for another author a few days ago, you should go take a look at it.

I will know if you haven't.

http://www.megancyrulewski.com/1/post/2014/03/authors-supporting-authors-gary-peeling.html

If you like it, share it with the world for me.

Thanks for reading, I'm not awake tonight and apologise for the useless blog.

Goodnight.

Gary